2
March
A few things. Revenge is still using this… thing, which obviously a straight out of middle school, Photoshop novice created, and which is understandably awesomely terrible. Second of all, lest you be mistaken, this shot of Ol’ Droopy Dan looking dead is extremely misleading. And yet, this is how we begin the episode. The theme [...]
27
February
After a Sunday spent lazing about different parts of my apartment (read: my bed and the couch), coming to grips with what was looking like a life-long rollercoaster ride of a hangover (have I reeled you in yet?), Ebony and I decided to stop putting off the inevitable. And for the price of $4.95, we [...]
21
February
I think it’s becoming increasingly difficult to separate “quirky adorable” Zooey Deschanel from her “quirky adorable” character on New Girl, Jess, and I think it might be on purpose, and I think that I’m not really into this melding of fiction and non-fiction you guys. I’m totally not saying I don’t like Zooey Deschanel. I [...]
21
February
Dearest friends and comrades, I’m super sorry about my two week delay. I actually kind of refuse to watch this episode again since it was, in a word, batshit-crazy, but I do have a few points to make. First of all, let’s take a moment to really appreciate the face of the character in the [...]
27
January
Can’t we just go back to the days where people communicated by mail carrier pigeon? You know, around when the wheel was still being invented? Not that I want to face the trauma of talking to people face-to-face more than is minimally necessary, but frankly friends, I am overwhelmed. I have to keep my Facebook, because [...]
24
January
Emily is here for revenge, you guys. As in, to avenge the wrongful persecution and also maybe death of her father. Because it’s not like the title of this show is Revenge or anything. Just so we’re clear. Anyway, for the first time all summer, there is a rainstorm upon the Hamptons. It’s too bad rich [...]
19
January
I do know that I’m a week late. I don’t know if I mentioned in my prior recap, and I’m not going to look, that Fake Amanda is as crazy as Emily (the Real Amanda) is Vanilla. It’s an epidemic! It all begins with a poorly designed book that details the many terrors of one [...]
15
January
I meant to start this twelve episodes ago, but it’s never too late to start recaps about amazing (read: ridiculous) shows on the telly. I missed a few, so we’ll start from here. I hope you’ve got your thinking caps on, because this one is a doozy! Oh, Revenge. I know an episode is going [...]
14
January
Oh my god you guys, this is something that’s really happening. I’m a huge fan of indie movies and mainstream movies alike— basically anything with Ryan Gosling— but there’s one thing that I can’t get down with: films that try to pillage me via emotional sodomy. Allow me to explain.
