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July
Hey guys, I’m starting a new thing! It’s music related, even though I usually leave that to Ebony! Let’s goooo! I don’t know what’s been going on, but for some reason there has been some really rad music this summer— the kind that I’ll remember for summers to come as I cling to what’s left [...]
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July
I’ve said before that the female leads of True Blood are “weak and annoying.” It’s been two years since I wrote that and now— better late than never, eh?— I will explain. True Blood, now more than before, has a Sookie Stackhouse problem. That is to say, although Miss Stackhouse has made a bid against being called weak with those [...]
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March
A few things. Revenge is still using this… thing, which obviously a straight out of middle school, Photoshop novice created, and which is understandably awesomely terrible. Second of all, lest you be mistaken, this shot of Ol’ Droopy Dan looking dead is extremely misleading. And yet, this is how we begin the episode. The theme [...]
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February
After a Sunday spent lazing about my apartment, my roommate and I decided to stop putting off the inevitable. And for the price of $4.95, we threw away our procrastination to the winds of the high sea, we sat the heck down, and we watched Water for Elephants. Alright, time to get real: That paragraph [...]
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February
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to separate the quirky and adorable Zooey Deschanel from her similarly quirky and adorable character, Jess, on New Girl. I think it might be on purpose, and I’m not sure I’m into this melding of fiction and non-fiction. I’m not necessarily saying I dislike Deschanel. I don’t know her, she’s probably [...]
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February
Dearest friends and comrades, I’m super sorry about my two week delay. I actually kind of refuse to watch this episode again since it was, in a word, batshit-crazy, but I do have a few points to make. First of all, let’s take a moment to really appreciate the face of the character in the [...]
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January
Can’t we just go back to the days where people communicated by mail carrier pigeon? You know, around when the wheel was still being invented? Not that I want to face the trauma of talking to people face-to-face more than is minimally necessary, but frankly friends, I am overwhelmed. I have to keep my Facebook, because [...]
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January
Emily is here for revenge, you guys. As in, to avenge the wrongful persecution and also maybe death of her father. Because it’s not like the title of this show is Revenge or anything. Just so we’re clear. Anyway, for the first time all summer, there is a rainstorm upon the Hamptons. It’s too bad rich [...]
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January
I do know that I’m a week late. I don’t know if I mentioned in my prior recap, and I’m not going to look, that Fake Amanda is as crazy as Emily (the Real Amanda) is Vanilla. It’s an epidemic! It all begins with a poorly designed book that details the many terrors of one [...]
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January
I meant to start this twelve episodes ago, but it’s never too late to start recaps about amazing (read: ridiculous) shows on the telly. I missed a few, so we’ll start from here. I hope you’ve got your thinking caps on, because this one is a doozy! Oh, Revenge. I know an episode is going [...]
